i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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