This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
pop tarts are not kleenex
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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