I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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