false alarm. still invincible.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
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Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
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I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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