Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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