I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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