just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
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what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
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it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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