brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
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this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Watching her eat just hurts me
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Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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