at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I cannot find my penis.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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