Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
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He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
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Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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