It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I want her autograph on my taint
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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