Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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