her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
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She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
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I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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