is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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