What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
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I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize