I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Randomize
