so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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