I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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