Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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