I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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