I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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