i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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