Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
Randomize
