Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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