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I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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