Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
Randomize
