i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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