Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Randomize
