Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
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I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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