I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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