I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
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Is it because I queefed?
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
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I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Randomize
