so explain again why im purple
no
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
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I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
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I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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