Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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