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  look no pants

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax

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• (925): View more from California

  She still cant shoot whiskey?

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  Im having serious doubts about this relationship

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• (512): View more from Texas

  With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.

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  I don't see the problem

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted

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  If You’re Hot, It’s Easier For You To Do These 27 Things

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Explain the King Dong next to my face.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine

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  I just got chills

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• (831): View more from California

  Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..

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