I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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