I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
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