New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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