what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
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Oh Jesus.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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