But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
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Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
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