we made out on top of his cat.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
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I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
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Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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