You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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