so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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