he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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