Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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