i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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