I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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