im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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