So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
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now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
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So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
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