well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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