Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
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It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
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Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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