He asked to "fluff my boner.."
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize