Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
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If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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