i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
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