It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
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the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
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Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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