The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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