lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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