Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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