bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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