Non-Jews are for practice
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.